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Dear city dweller:

It’s so very unfortunate that your view of the world is so very small, and so very, very ignorant.

-There are places in this world that you can’t get to by tar roads.
-A population of 2000 people in one community is not a village or a hamlet, it is a town, not a big town, but a town none the less.
-A farm is not a zoo if it contains cows, sheep and chickens. A zoo contains zebras, lions, and other foreign critters.
-Just because a town lacks a stop light, does not mean it’s residents are inbreds or rednecks. That’s what West Virginia is for.
-Going shopping may involve travel time than getting in your car and driving a few blocks.
-Green grass may actually grow in ‘downtown’
-Having a cookie cutter house that is exactly the same as your neighbor on every side, except for color, is pathetic.
-A tractor,heaven forbid, may actually cause a traffic jam.
-Minnesota is bigger than the Twin Cities Metro. 
-And no, it isn’t just a lake home ‘up north’

Many people live their whole lives without once feeling unfortunate for having to deal with headaches that come with living a city life.

Zombo.com

Phil T. Rich
Co-Chair and Top-level schmoozer, B4B

Phil was born a poor Mexican, but like those who feel as though they were born in the wrong body and long for a sex-change operation, Phil always new the maternity nurse had mixed up the socio-economic strata at birth. Not one to pout, however, he quickly set about to reclaim his lost heritage. A cleverly faked ID got him into Andover, identity theft landed him at Yale and then Princeton. After being tapped for the secret Skull and Bones secret society (psst, it’s a secret), and apprenticing to both Karl Rove and Kenneth Lay, he quickly rose up through the ranks of hard-right Republican organs of power and America’s most dynamic corporations. His resume — Special Attache for Accounting at Enron, Executive Secretary of the Project for a New American Century, trusted Notetaker of Vice-President Cheney’s Energy Committee, and, of course, Co-Chair of Billionaires for Bush — reads like a cocktail of forward thinking governance. Phil’s main goal in life is now Full Spectrum Dominance over American politics. His varied interests include Money, Wealth, Lucre, Cash, and Money. He is also a board member of Halliburton.

I’ve finally stumbled upon a way to work my way out of middle class squalor. By generating a few billion dollars by this fall, I’m assured to never be poor again.

God bless America!….. and it’s Billionaires

I find it humorous that the current guy sitting in the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has already began blowing his advertising monies on TV spots. Even worse is that he says he supports these ‘messages’. Who else is gonna support these messages? John Kerry? *** Update, Yes it even appears Mr. Kerry adheres to this scheme. Guess someone else pays for the ad and they just put a stamp of approval on it *** Or his money grubbing cronies? I’m sure glad this guy can support himself!!! And to top things off, Minnesota, being an actual ‘battleground’ state this election year means that the fun has only begun. For JOY!

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