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Ah, Capitalism!

28. February 2004 | Category Personal

Recently, I received a letter from some Compact Disc MAP Antitrust Litigation Administrator from Faribault,MN. I was shocked that this piece of mail included a personal check and a short explanation as to my receiving said check from a MASSIVE antitrust case that was brought against the Music Industry.

What a joke. After waiting a year and purchasing numerous ‘fixed’ CDs in my life, I finally get a payment for their price-fixing ways. And these scum wanna sue the same citizens that enjoy the mp3 and file sharing craze? What hypocrites! Screw the music industry. This check that I cashed further proves the stupidity of their shady industry and the cronies that are playing their ancient games in boardrooms while technology flys right by.

To show my disgust, I gave my money to the Indians. I think they always could use the profits from the Music Industry to maybe start putting up a gambling establishment or two. I believe it’s in the Constitution somewhere.

[Listening to: Patty Loveless – I’m That Kind Of Girl – (3:03)]
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