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Symantec Sucks

6. April 2004 | Category Interests

I have had the distinct displeasure of trying to fixing the problem your horrid software has inflicted on a friend’s computer. I don’t know even where to start. After kicking them off the internet and blocking up most internet related activities. I first tried uninstalling the beast, but had to resort to manual uninstallation due to corruption of software install. After this was accomplished, the internet was in worse shape. Email through outlook would lock up the computer and throw out a blue screen. After wasting the better part of a weekend, I finally gave up. But that doesn’t solve the problem, they need a working computer, at least the way it worked before they purchased your shoddy product. To add insult to injury, my cousin has also recently purchased and installed your product and is having similiar problems with his computer as well. And this is after having the BESTBUY store look into it to the tune of 200 dollars.

Support for your products costs an additional amount more than the product itself? How do you consider this a service? It’s a joke!

What is your company gonna do to make this right? Why do you even sell such a product? I would like a detailed response to this.

[Listening to: Homer Simpson – Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks – (0:13)]
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Revamp of Site

5. April 2004 | Category Rest of Site, Updates

I’ve decided to switch back servers to Xcensus in order to get my money’s worth. Having paid $6/year and not having used it since October just irritates me, so I’m using what I paid for darn it!

Well, that was short-lived. Especially after 1and1 sent me a semi-threathening email that within a month they’d drop me like a bad habit if I dropped their hosting. Hm…. hope they like their customers more than that!

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Phil T. Rich

3. April 2004 | Category Observations

Phil T. Rich
Co-Chair and Top-level schmoozer, B4B

Phil was born a poor Mexican, but like those who feel as though they were born in the wrong body and long for a sex-change operation, Phil always new the maternity nurse had mixed up the socio-economic strata at birth. Not one to pout, however, he quickly set about to reclaim his lost heritage. A cleverly faked ID got him into Andover, identity theft landed him at Yale and then Princeton. After being tapped for the secret Skull and Bones secret society (psst, it’s a secret), and apprenticing to both Karl Rove and Kenneth Lay, he quickly rose up through the ranks of hard-right Republican organs of power and America’s most dynamic corporations. His resume — Special Attache for Accounting at Enron, Executive Secretary of the Project for a New American Century, trusted Notetaker of Vice-President Cheney’s Energy Committee, and, of course, Co-Chair of Billionaires for Bush — reads like a cocktail of forward thinking governance. Phil’s main goal in life is now Full Spectrum Dominance over American politics. His varied interests include Money, Wealth, Lucre, Cash, and Money. He is also a board member of Halliburton.

I’ve finally stumbled upon a way to work my way out of middle class squalor. By generating a few billion dollars by this fall, I’m assured to never be poor again.

God bless America!….. and it’s Billionaires

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